Like all those who have been lucky enough to be children or adolescents in the 80's and 90's, I saw Dragon Ball both original and Z (the GT is too disgusting and only I saw the part where Vegeta returns to be bad because Vegeta is by far my favorite character). So the idea that Hollywood would make a movie based on DB and I smelled a foul swill that would not have even half the grace of the film made some years ago in China with real actors, that is so bad that one kill the laughter of how bad it is. If anyone wants it search is called Xin Qi of Chuanshu lóngzhū Shenlong ( New Dragon Ball: The Legend of Shenlong)
Well, he was not willing to pay 7 euros to see this thing (I reserve to go see Star Trek because I love the guy to villain in Heroes Spock does now), I download the version that runs on all sides, which lacks the first few minutes. Do not matter, because those who are can see the horror they have done. Now, to whoever reads this and wants to know how it starts, it turns out that the namequianos invaded Earth and Piccolo Ōzaru dominated the monkey god (the version of the saiyayins when transformed giant mono) and exterminating humanity. But some monks managed to lock Piccolo, but not in the vessel as seen in the manga and anime, but the dragon balls, Ōzaru and sent him to another planet. Ok, this may be considered as "poetic license" to be able to function if it was not because the film is a version of Smallville (actually a poor version of Smallville) Not only is that Goku appears as a teenager in school (which never was), is that matters dating women, with Chi Chi (Milk for Americans). QUUUEEEE ¿¿?? scream. We all know that Goku never mattered to you girls, who actually was the problem with Milk because this, after Master Roshi to rescue his father's palace with Kame hame, says that if he wants to marry her and he said yes thinking it was food. More absurd is that Goku refuses to fight. When did it? Milk Bulma and always complain that the only thing that makes Goku is fighting. He who did not fight in school, who was disguised to make Gohan, Goku no.
go far I think the first half hour of footage that was fairly enduring, thinking they'll get to the fights ... it is not true. The most freak but it is not all that I have mentioned, but Goku can see Piccolo in areas where the crystal ball over the Lord of the Rings ... indeed, to the same effect. Anda that put more effect to the ball, as if the fact that having the seven together and you see a dragon that grants wishes were not enough.
Piccolo appears. And how does it? Well ... is rare, because it is Piccolo (not just for the dress, face, and many other things) but because it is more like the Martian Pilaf. It even has a maid called Mai Mai reminding that it was the companion of adventures Pilaf. But it turns out that Mai because the film has the power to transform into another person, because it becomes Milk. However, the Piccolo (remember that we do not talk that accompanies Goku Piccolo in DBZ, but the first Piccolo, the evil, because This first Piccolo entire film is dedicated to find the dragon balls when we know that Piccolo did not seek from the beginning, but it did instigated by Pilaf. But already, maybe this could take another license, such as that which killed the grandfather of Goku, Gohan, Piccolo was. We know who did it was Goku when he became giant ape to see the moon. It seems that the idea that Goku was a murderer did not seem so acceptable Yanquiland to wipe out. But you can accept this additional license because we, is a film for children ...
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. Die Son Gohan, and here it gets the inexcusable, because it appears Bulma ... or what is supposed to Bulma ... Bulma ... Jajajajajaja! that strong, because Bulma is like Lara Croft. When Bulma has fought? When to shoot a gun (or in this case two)? But even though some might overlook such silliness or that everything is blue has a lock of hair, which is not understood is how is that Bulma does not know the power of the spheres, or how many are? Goku throws the whole history of the areas and have to put them together to ask Shen Long to remove Piccolo, which we know does Shen Long. And then tells them to go together to Kame House to seek Roshi. Bulma did not go to Kame House until well after the first tournament when Jackie Chun wins the moon to destroy Goku, transformed into a giant ape again be child. Ahi and painted thing worse than it already painted. Here the mess that a fan has in mind watching this movie and remember the series is monumental.
Roshi appears ... in a house in the city. When Kame House has been in town? And where are the lenses Roshi? How is that Gohan was trained by Roshi, when in fact they were trained at the same time by the same teacher? The only thing is that at least salvageable Chou Yun-Fat tries to keep some, at least a little of the grace of the original Roshi, the old green, lewd, but great master of martial arts. A little. It seems that the only ever saw Dragon Ball, and realizes that this film will fall in the trash, because not even pretend to be a comedian or something, paid to have it on display period.
Roshi takes Goku to something like a school of fighters in the desert, where there is a Milk ... Which is stupid. This is as close as we will see something similar to the tournament. And here Yamcha ... How is it that appears Yamcha and Krillin not? Unsolved mystery. Less when Yamcha is blonde ... And it is horrible actor. Sorry for the comment but its true. Yamcha appears as a thief, which is true, but nothing shy with girls. In fact, almost shot him and Bulma began to be kissing, perhaps to avoid giving the impression that Goku and Bulma would have a romance. The case is put to search fields, aliens style monsters appear, and a volcano ... Then I lost (and stating that he was seeing on my computer, but I did not felt like it back because the same would not understand anything.)
Anyway, they show up later in the temple in the typical kung fu movie, seeking to master ... although we know that the series died locking and Piccolo in the movie is alive and also tanning because he is black ... and Roshi asked to teach the Genkidama Goku ... Remember that it is not Roshi who taught Goku the power, let alone use it to attack Piccolo (Piccolo in the series kills him through with his own body). Well, the fact is that we are taught to Goku Genkidama, but kame hame ...
And here we jump to something unforgivable. Training to learn the kame hame ... How is that Roshi taught to do the kame hame when we know that Goku learned it watching yourself Roshi when he put out the fires of Mount Frypan and use it in the first tournament you participate? Roshi never taught the kame hame, never taught to anyone. Well here it. Well, for worse, the training is interrupted by the romantic scene between Milk and Goku ... we wonder when Goku was romantic? Milk When taught to manage kame hame? ... this movie is a nightmare ... And more still when Goku uses Kamehameha to light candles ... I think that scene is the most hated by those who have seen the movie. And with good reason.
Well, Mai are attacking the temple where Goku and his friends, and Goku shoots and nearly kills him and saves him using Roshi kame hame like these machines to revive people who have suffered heart attacks. No comment.
The climax. Piccolo gets tempo after that attack all areas. So they will attack, do not know why because it is not bad, that is, the only bad thing that makes the whole film is to kill Gohan, which had to go to that at the critical moment Goku had his share of Ben Kenobi-style message to Luke ... Ok, we fight. It turns out that Piccolo can do the kame hame, something like Star Wars when fighting with lightsabers, one green and one red and red is bad, because here is the same. Well, Goku appears in uniform, we know who gave it Roshi but in the movie already had Gohan ... And it intends to threaten Piccolo ... it sounds fatal because the actor who plays Piccolo, James Marsters (Spike from Buffy - Brainiac on Smallville) has a deep voice and the other appears as if a kid of four years. Well, the fact is that Goku begins to undergo its transformation. And why is transformed? Not because the full moon is out but because it is the evil created by Piccolo moon that decides to take power over his servant Ōzaru ... The fact is that Roshi begins the ritual to shut Piccolo in the vessel, while Goku transformed into mono (not giant but more like a werewolf in Van Helsing) aims to Bulma and Yamcha, who have won one of the areas. But Piccolo destroys the vessel. Goku-Ōzaru then appears and kills Roshi (yes, Goku killed him.) But it regains control of himself and begins to fight against Piccolo and Bulma Mai.
Well, we reached the final. Goku learns to make kame hame in the middle of the fight and Gohan's voice instructing them in the most Kenobi, Luke, and Piccolo kills more or less as we saw in the series. Well, Goku has killed as Roshi, it is obvious that the dragon is his desire to revive the teacher. And to be honest I like the dragon I think it is the only thing that really looks like the series, especially after the spheres are distributed everywhere. Well, the fact is that the end face Goku and Milk in a tournament and go. The end.
What IS THE TRAGEDY OF THIS STORY? Painting for trilogy.
That is why there is no need to see DB Evolution. Because if it fails at the box office 20th Century Fox TRAGEDY OF THIS STORY? Painting for trilogy.
That is why we should not go see it. Because if we stop another movie of DB will prevent Robotech filmed with Toby Maguire as Rick Hunter. Yes, Spiderman ... And, this movie can forget that it has, after all, we forgot that there DB GT. But do not touch Robotech, because if you distort the message of the series, and also give as Mimmei hype, definitely leave to see movies.
