Monday, July 27, 2009

Sample Cover Letter For Beauty Company

SEPULTURA - Against



all know that there is a before and after 2001, both in international events and in the vernacular. That was a year that paralyzed us in every way. The Americans knew the vulnerability and Argentina suffers from impotence. And many blamed God and the Blessed Virgin by global changes, while a few attributed the crisis to a disc: "Nation" of Brazilians Sepultura. Or am I going to say that the brothers Cavalera and Domingo Cavallo are not relatives? That is the crux of my theory terminal.

Could a miserable bad thrash album trigger much hardship and suffering? Could this be causing harmful disk poverty, hunger, abuse, love, racism, wars, plagues, droughts, bad government, envy, greed, prostitution, abuse of women and children, abuse of nature, excessive consumerism, family violence, trauma, over-hunting of animals, interest only for the money excessive materialism, religious scruples and indifference, as never before experienced? Certainly not. But if from this point all we had been seduced by evil artistic path that began with the devastating work, surely he would have traveled to more oiled highway towards the Apocalypse.

"Nation" was the consecration of the decline of Burial, but, nevertheless, it was their worst album. The germ of all misfortune was born three years earlier, in 1998, and was called "Against." Indeed, there is not much difference in terms of terror between the two aberrations, but this takes the cake artistic disaster, and that is what our column, neither more nor less, and not to analyze the errors of mankind.

Where was Max Cavalera in 1997? "Laughing at his brother Igor, from his departure from the band to form Soulfly mediocre? Well, go an idea! Which brought the dark inoperative Yankee Derrick Green, and with it a succession of disasters dispensable in which mixed up with rickety thrash hardcore inappropriate, and that kind of conceptual work bored fermented to produce cramps in the jaw.

Some short topics to consider:
They should have changed the name after the departure of Max. They should have hired Green. When no roars like an amputee, Green screams as if it had teeth. Korn Green stinks. Simple Green is a niche . Max was the burial !
The music is not strong. Every song is a mockery to the next. The lyrics suffer from inspiration "see your brain, watch it drain, see your greed, watch it breed ". I tell them to do better rhymes in a Kindergarten . The tribal rhythms reduced pace of Amazon forest. Jason Newsted's collaboration on "Hatred aside" is only tolerable. "Against" is the only number to rescue the chaos reigning and there is nothing further to add to the gelatin depressing light. Duda

existential I: What is released this album?
a. To defend the rights of feral ... - Cold, cold. B.
To captivate the curiosity of Stephen King ... - Warm. C.
To join the coffers of its members ... - Hot. D.
To show that they are closer to a scenario that the asylum ... - Burned!

For anyone who wants to start in this group, run to buy "Beneath the Remains" or "Chaos AD". Never this! Never! With this work, Sepultura himself was buried.
But it would be the only time that this would happen to the band from Belo Horizonte, it would perpetuate the same fate in 2002, with "Revolusongs"-EP versions entirely made up, "in 2003, with" Roorback "-a displays of egotism to be dumped into the basket more near-to finish now crowned with the brilliant "A-Lex", a conceptual work based on ... "A Clockwork Orange" -.
much obvious! And then called "fat" to the leaders of the CGT thugs! These are the real paradoxes: the failings of obese people by so much wealth. Today, Sepultura Cavalera no one in their ranks. So when will the meeting? Duda

existential II: Why was this album released?
a. For the love of art ... B. 4.5%
For the love of love ... C. 9.3%
For the love of money ... D. 23.0%
For the love of fart ... 64.2%

- Hey! We are about 1% ...
- Sure ... Is for "decorating" magazines and sites like Headbangers, Metallerium, Zero Tolerance, Metal Hammer, Outburn, Heavy Rock, Amazon, Decibel, Hails and Horns, Metal Maniacs, Revolver, All Music, Subterranean, Kerrang, Terrorizer and other leaflets and paginillas, more or less corporate, to write well about them.
The devil, gentlemen! The Worst Albums not budge when it comes to reporting abuse and "Against", and will continue, in any way possible, with its noble task of separating the wheat from the chaff.

n Epilogue: If you love this album, you're ready to annihilate mankind. But if you love mankind, be ready to kill this album.
g
A Sepultura, hardcore he is as comfortable as a reggae Marduk. See if this live clip of the song "Against."



OTHER identical copies: "Nation" (2001), "Roorback" (2003) or "A-Lex" (2009).
ANTIDOTE: "Beneath the Remains" (1989).

Monday, July 20, 2009

Achy Pain Left Abdomen

GALLERY: More artists humiliated in this blog

Sunday, July 19, 2009

How To Style Hair Like Synyster Gates

Civic Guards Cali


Internet Photo taken

What is a civic guard?

"A civic guard is a representative of the public administration plays a regulatory role in relation to public space and tolerance engaging in a pedagogical relationship with citizens. Its functions include the monitor, identify and provide public commitments on environmental issues, health, development control, mobility and public space. " Taken from Western Daily Cali.

For my part, say that very good initiative, provided it meets its objective. In my Facebook community commented this week, by two colleagues, very concerned, which have seen five or six guards in one place, if not, the occasional visit by the cell. Well

. I think the guards have a lot of work to do according to the instructions given them. In a matter of public space in Cali or talk!.

right, (if it can be said to be the occupation of public space) to occupy the sidewalks of roads as important as the center of Cali, but no right to gall, the audacity, or abuse, of occupants table set up not only with their products, but increasingly more and extend it more, and people are left with only 50 cm from the sidewalk to walk.

The case of the woman who has occupied 30 years ago, the corner store if, Calle 12 with Carrera 8a, with a sale of dried flowers, which not only has a "module? "Store? "House? but it is insufficient and "room display "is part of the street, on the corner.

In some corners, the step required to cross a road, no sales of fruits one should do the remove. Of course, the first occupants of public space us citizens. Imbanaco It happened with a sale of peach, which were unloading goods, and therefore the "core collection" was the platform in its entirety, and the claim, the answer was: "Do not you see We are just accommodating. "How are you? We the citizens do we care if they are downloading, fitting or selling. We care about is the free passage of the platforms and the city beautiful and harmonious.

Ah! and what about the occupants of public space whose "business" are umbrella. One escapes being strung. And if you as a citizen calls, the answer is: "is that the umbrella does not go up more."

And sales of food without any control: In the Paseo Bolívar at the foot of Cam, as in many other places, sales of molasses and sweet without any protection of the environment. Buyers then receive a product that has fallen saliva, dust, smog ...

Well, but I think it should be counted as a problem of public space sound blaring from some shops in the center where the music and commercials are unbearable for visitors and much plus, for employees suffered. There is no right to this noise pollution. I

luck in the work of civic guards "to monitor, identify and provide public commitments on environmental issues, health, development control, mobility and public space," because to the extent that, little by little, see results, we will be happier than we are.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

South Park Subtilted Streaming

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - Red Hot Chili Peppers Stevie



- Do you know what happens when we supply depressive Fishbone?
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I do not know.
- same as when you give them amphetamines to Village People.
- What?
- What?
- To you I ask you, balls ...
- What to do?
- You, moron. I do not know what stupid thing you said Fishbone and Village People.
- Ah, yes. The debut album from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Who plays?
- Me. I'm thinking. Hey, what about that?
- Nothing. Think quiet.
- I meant ... Why compare that with the Peppers?
- No. I said, "the debut album by the Peppers."
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What is the difference with others?
- Hay.
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If they are all 'a shit'.
- No. of each disc you can save several issues.
- Ja, ja. You're the one who has to rescue, mono.
- you can pass me the ring that once. What do you think is? "Therapy?
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Yes, chabón. All right.
- Well, you said that the debut of Californians is a hondazo genitals.
- Why this and not anyone else? I think a very hinchapelotas band, always doing the same. There are three records that I go: "Mother's milk", "Californication" and "Blood Sugar Sex Magik", which are good, but, for example "By the way" and "Stadium Arcadium" is boring copies of which I named. This comment or that you knew existed.
- Because you're a fool that follows the mass. Your only sources of information are Taringa and Rincón del Vago.
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Shut up, do not exaggerate. And pass me the ring, which makes three hours that you have.
- Hey, if you just gave it to me. Bueh, look, here's the thing. Flea was too young and it seems like, from time to jump, she turned her head against the ceiling of the study. Anthony Kiedis sings awful, it's as if it were otherwise, I do not know, Chuck Mosely type.
- Or the monkey Navarro Montoya.
- No big deal.
- Loco, a hour I'll say it was not an original proposal for 1984 ...
- You can be as original as you want, but you have to present it well in your first release. This funk sounds ugly, immature, poorly equalized, poorly mastered, badly treated, badly calved, damn, wrong everything.
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You're crazy, man.
- You listen to me. Just unhook two songs, "Get up and jump" and "Police helicopter, which have the style of their future success, but the rest is shipwrecked on a desert island populated only by hungry crabs. Jack Sherman on guitar player plays as if killing coyotes in another state and Cliff Martinez's still seems to be saying goodbye to Captain Beefheart. The proposal does not forge ever, despite good intentions.
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Many argue that "By the way" is the worst record.
- No, this is it. Hey, can I have the ring that my turn? Oops, look who is there ...
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is Meck. That yes that is clear.
- Yes, but lately they say it is more predictable than Keane concert. You'll see that says "this album is shit and if you buy an idiot."
...
- Meck! C'mon, dude! Come a touch.
- Hello, how are you?
- Okay. Listen. We were philosophizing about Red Hot Chili Peppers. "You do think?
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with several albums.
- We talked about the first.
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That album is crap and if you buy an idiot.
- Just like that cortita? Ja, ja.
- The rest you'll have already babbled.
- But it was your opinion we wanted. We were only boludeando.
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Just like that! When Peppers recorded it, were also boludeando.
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Ah ...
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Well, bye guys. I have to go.
- Have you leave? Ok, boss ... thanks.
...
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left me with a bad taste in the mouth.
- always does the same. I told you.
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Let it, if he keeps this will sink in their own poop.
- Dale, I asked the account. And pass me the ring, it's my turn.
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Dude, how much do you owe?
- would be 45 pesos.
- Okay, but ... how much?
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Said ... would be 45 pesos.
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Ok. You're talking to me a possibility. Now can you tell me how much you really?
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Hey! I think being out of line, assholes. I told them that there are 45 pesos. What are they? "Retarded?
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No, you said "would" and it is time future potential. A chance.
- Will they pay or not?
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Do you know why you say "would" instead of "are" should be? Because it was invented by the people of McDonald's so that when customers get the money situation is less compelling, and from that moment, everybody adopted it.
- Do you realize that people increasingly speaks worse?
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Pay me, dammit.
- Dale, pay and go.
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Yes, better we leave uncultivated site.
...
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Walk ...
- Che, we leave the arena at the bar!
- do not believe you. We must return. Without it we are nothing.
n
Conclusion: What these guys were forgotten in the bar may well be a PSP, a tamagotchi or a magic cube, it matters. Actually is my tribute to those people sick all the time saying "sew" instead of the object name mentioned.
Oh, I forgot (and sorry to be repetitive). This album is shit and if you buy an idiot!
g
The original clip from "True men do not kill coyotes." If instead of training for both the high jump the Peppers had spent that time making a good record, this note would never have existed.



OTHER identical copies: there.
ANTIDOTE: "Mother's milk" (1989).