Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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EDITORIAL: The end of the third season (Annual Report)


As promised in advance, the final The third season is a reality. I hope I have complied with all, both in the quality of the texts, as in the generous dose of irony, sarcasm and acidity that each of you expected to get in The Worst Records. Because of that it was my mission: to make humor from rock and pop, laughing about our idolatry and disturbing, even a little, 'big' divas set of popular music of our time.
I know there is a class of people who have so much fun with these accounts, but I am also aware of another that has had (and has asked for my head in cardboard tray.) Both human species is dedicated this book to come developed over nearly three years. To both I am grateful. To both I owe the reason for the existence of this I gave in to call a little magnanimously, "the crusade against evil."
Many will wonder whether there are valid reasons to end this season so soon. " There are, and have to do with a personal mood, and also with a firm plan to avoid falling into a virtual repetition of intentions, since everyone knows that I have always strived to provide the widest range of that of "the album is shit and if you buy an idiot. "
is no sin to own (and even glorify) one or two albums of gathered here, then, as they say over there, "the best hunter the hare escapes." However, I consider to be treasured more than five albums of those exposed would be typical of a farmer honoris-cause of bad taste. Following in that attitude, I think having more than ten, it might be worthy of a dealer in women, a dangerous psychopath or an arms dealer. But who has the dishonor to collect them all, I would ask that you immediately interned in an asylum, for the sake of humanity, or better yet, would advise their relatives who do not cower in his presence.

waste Know that there are many more on my black list, waiting to see the light of justice. Be only a matter of compiling new and original ideas to develop in the most satisfactory. Although this will be the next new year.
So take this as a holding pattern and not a farewell because I will continue to answer each of you as far as practicable.
In closing, I ask you to watch this final post as a balance and I write some lines about what they thought this cycle The Worst Records.
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Have a great year to all those who love me and ... well ... those others. Until next season!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

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Friday, October 16, 2009

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BACKSTREET BOYS - This is us



did not want to end this season of The Worst Albums without first approached by one of the greatest abuses (if not the largest) who conceived the most hackneyed genre of mass entertainment: the teen-pop.
I am quite sure that the Geneva Convention should have disapproved the use of this work on prisoners of war.

This set of crooks was formed in 1993, thanks to the "visionary mogul Lou Pearlman, who from his Florida home conceived this joke. He wanted to form a group of five young men they knew singing and dancing, and it placed advertisements in newspapers local, being selected AJ McLean and Howie Dorough, they were known for coming to the same auditions in search of work. The third component was a 13-year-old child singer and actor named Nick Carter, who had to decide between the group and a very tempting offer from the famous Mickey Mouse Club program, more artsy type quarry Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears. The fourth member was found to be Kevin Scott Richardson, who worked at Disney World amusement park, dressed
Aladin! The last robot on entering was Brian Littrell, cousin of Carter, who stood out from small in the choir of his church. Go selected pure stamina!

Few things exist that are further away from rock and pop, and even the style 'boy band' (whose real pioneers were the New Kids On The Block and not these jerks), and to get so horny bodybuilders , stylists, interior designers and princesses pubescent middle-class homes, not forgetting the ladies who compete in Major League basket ball game. In all, it takes all the prizes. Let us now

top-10 of the perfect specimen who may be interested in this debacle:

# 10: The atrophied genital crying with excitement every time a new version is released the saga of "Fast and Furious."
# 9: Choosing chirusa "Celebrate life" by Axel, as the main ringtone on your mobile phone.
# 8: The elephant that tests your car DVD system with a performance of The Three Tenors.
# 7: The low-fat theme "Back in Black" on your i-phone for use as the background of a streap-tease.
# 6: The ineffable collector full seasons of "Beverly Hills 90210" or "Friends."
# 5: The pale clerk who holds only 5 tracks (in 128 kps) Sonohra in your i-pod of 20 Gb
# 4: The poor humming issues while smelling Maná deodorant from a supermarket floor.
# 3: The perversito sending an SMS to 90100 to learn the Kama Sutra poses and then despair at not knowing how to cancel the service.
# 2: The disabled who spends his bonus on a ticket to see Arjona from a location not less than 400 meters.
And the # 1: The salami that gets into a 10-year loan just to make the quince to the baby, who probably will not choose any topic of these drones, but "Angels" by Robbie Williams, for entrance.

This defecation, the newest of all the disgusting man who recorded this true "Ladykillers" is the final paradigm that pop music is in serious danger of extinction. Is that this is music for people who can not understand what it's about music. Kevin

No longer in their ranks, the "Backshit" Boys? published "This Is Us" (Is this are you?) in October 2009, only to return to firmly establish the highest podium record of the shortness. The last throw of the best selling vocal band of the planet was produced by Max Martin, Redon and Jim Jonsin, and contains exactly what you seek any avid fan of the Disney Channel: hysteria in syrup. However, I am sure that both Pluto and the Little Mermaid, detest the album, while the boys from I-Carly grab them in fits of laughter that would lead to tachycardia.

The only noteworthy song is "Straight Through My Heart", nothing more than to be cutting media. In it, the BSB are like a Duran Duran without eggs, after 18 months in Termas de Rio Hondo.
Everything else that populates this pernicious compact (especially "Bigger", "Masquerade," "She's a dream" and "Undone") is full of gasps and whispers seductive illusion, clichés recycled over and over again in their hateful former production, very little added to his unfortunate career.

And it appears that I did not use the word "gay" in no time!

n Epilogue: The only way that I have to see these useless is through the sights of a rifle. And instead of having wasted my time to choose for my last column for the year by "Backstreet's Back" (their worst record once) and this brand new slip, should have invested the effort to choose between the precision of an Armalite AR-30 and the fire power of an AI Arctic Warfare 50.
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The clip of "Straight Through My Heart." Judging by the clumsiness of their movements, I have the impression that, instead of doing a dance, these mature youth icons are suffering a rehabilitation session kinesiology.



OTHER identical copies: all their albums.
ANTIDOTE: mate and cakes fried in a march picketing.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

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DEF LEPPARD - X



When a dubious band of 'hard', after a quarter century of experience, decide comercialísimo release an album, entirely designed to attract the attention of girls, inevitably becomes a paradigm of senility and, worse, hidden rape. If we add an insurmountable propensity to distill grease in its proposal, it consists of eight mellifluous ballads among 13 tracks total geeks, we're in the presence of one of the worst pop-metal albums of all time. Why? Because there are no metal. It's that simple!
Nothing can save and Def Leppard's course towards the lowest decline, the worst song of cucumbers in the crotch, in the worst orgy with warm beer and groupies smiles veterans (over Corega close to the tooth fairy), only comparable to what happened to the members of Steel Dragon in the illuminating film "Rock star". This gives you more embarrassed that the killing of whales by Japanese factory ships, which, however, manage to collect less fat than these English, at the peak of his creative laziness, with "X" (above their 9 th album), 2002.
Note: Do not punish those who believe that these subjects are Yankees, they always stand there on sound 'American', and guilt is not pork but the one who feeds him.

fan I suppose some will have complained, not only the content of this abominable work, but its title, which reveals the pure impersonality. Error, gentlemen, because this description is more accurate than could have disquito concerned. Chile holds the linguist
Maximiliano Pérez Mena that the use of letter X is the right to designate the unknown in the equations, and expressions such as 'person did X' or 'things were caused by X'. Says this comes from the Arabic, where the S of the word "sai" meaning "thing either indefinite 'is pronounced like the old English X. By association, the self-titled album speaks of disability and invalidity in the most basic assertions, and consequently, that the essence of Def Leppard is emptier than ever, and that their brains are in need of fresh grass, a replacement of blood and soon a permanent vacation for everyone's benefit.

This band, led by Joe Elliott and Rick Savage missed football, was formed in 1977 in Sheffield, giving its name to convert the Deaf Leopard only not to be glued to the tag punk (?).
What can you expect from a band whose name seems to both Led Zeppelin it sucks already moved! Whoever said that never occurred to associate these two nicknames, lies! Whoever thinks that this group is essential in the history of metal, raving! And whoever says that this band has some merit in his work, beyond the debatable LP "Pyromania", freaks! However, this group is cited in the history of rock for being champions of the first wave of British heavy-metal (I repeat, for me, pop-metal) and blah, blah, blah. Other sources speak of their multi-million selling and blah, blah, blah. I maintain that it was for one reason:
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THE ONLY UNDER COPING WELL WAS DEF LEPPARD THE DISGRACE OF drummer, who lost an arm in a car accident, THEN, IF NOT, have succumbed THE EIGHTH YEAR OF EXISTENCE.

Therefore, all the attention focused on seeing how they would arrange Rick Allen to keep playing. It is fair to acknowledge that his colleagues were very supportive to not replace it, but this space does not specialize in matters of charity and less on orthopedics. Clarified this point, let's continue ...

The World trivial band together in this genuine rust more than a dozen stools lifecycle, from which they differ (only for not being ballads) "You're so beautiful", "Four Letter Word" (poop) and "Gravity", three topics as ominous and Bryan Adams would use them for B sides of their singles.
Production disgusted, despite having convened an expert on the subject, Pete Woodroffe, and, because of the narrow artistic obtained, the label decided not to support this release, so it was considered a failure in every way.

Finally, I suggest that instead of suffering with this CD nauseating (less than an electric guitar rocker with transport and nastier than the banana yogurt brand Ser), see the film "Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story", which provides an excellent X-ray rise and decline of the group, and the vicissitudes of this subgenre, so often smiling, if not grotesque.
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Summary: Because we are so peliculeros ... If you love this album, is because in the movie "School of Rock" approve and applaud the success of the band No Vacancy.
But if you love Def Leppard unconditionally, you're not of a cucumber is placed in the crotch. Ank you put on a whole.
And do you know what you can do with the disc? A royal bowl. For when you tire of inventing bullshit.
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"I could not love you more, but I could love you better."
"When love is king, do not need the palace."
"You can be happy without talent, but not without passion."
"Love is the only language can dispense with words. "
" Only the wise love you madly. "
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These aphorisms of Joseph Narosky, mixed with this clip of "Long long way to go", are an explosive cocktail, much stronger than six pills of Viagra in a row. Think of the consequences ...


OTHER identical copies: "Slang" (1996), "Euphoria" (1999) or "Yeah!" (2006).
ANTIDOTE: "Pyromania" (1983).