When a dubious band of 'hard', after a quarter century of experience, decide comercialísimo release an album, entirely designed to attract the attention of girls, inevitably becomes a paradigm of senility and, worse, hidden rape. If we add an insurmountable propensity to distill grease in its proposal, it consists of eight mellifluous ballads among 13 tracks total geeks, we're in the presence of one of the worst pop-metal albums of all time. Why? Because there are no metal. It's that simple!
Nothing can save and Def Leppard's course towards the lowest decline, the worst song of cucumbers in the crotch, in the worst orgy with warm beer and groupies smiles veterans (over Corega close to the tooth fairy), only comparable to what happened to the members of Steel Dragon in the illuminating film "Rock star". This gives you more embarrassed that the killing of whales by Japanese factory ships, which, however, manage to collect less fat than these English, at the peak of his creative laziness, with "X" (above their 9 th album), 2002.
Note: Do not punish those who believe that these subjects are Yankees, they always stand there on sound 'American', and guilt is not pork but the one who feeds him.
fan I suppose some will have complained, not only the content of this abominable work, but its title, which reveals the pure impersonality. Error, gentlemen, because this description is more accurate than could have disquito concerned. Chile holds the linguist
Maximiliano Pérez Mena that the use of letter X is the right to designate the unknown in the equations, and expressions such as 'person did X' or 'things were caused by X'. Says this comes from the Arabic, where the S of the word "sai" meaning "thing either indefinite 'is pronounced like the old English X. By association, the self-titled album speaks of disability and invalidity in the most basic assertions, and consequently, that the essence of Def Leppard is emptier than ever, and that their brains are in need of fresh grass, a replacement of blood and soon a permanent vacation for everyone's benefit.
This band, led by Joe Elliott and Rick Savage missed football, was formed in 1977 in Sheffield, giving its name to convert the Deaf Leopard only not to be glued to the tag punk (?).
What can you expect from a band whose name seems to both Led Zeppelin it sucks already moved! Whoever said that never occurred to associate these two nicknames, lies! Whoever thinks that this group is essential in the history of metal, raving! And whoever says that this band has some merit in his work, beyond the debatable LP "Pyromania", freaks! However, this group is cited in the history of rock for being champions of the first wave of British heavy-metal (I repeat, for me, pop-metal) and blah, blah, blah. Other sources speak of their multi-million selling and blah, blah, blah. I maintain that it was for one reason:
Nothing can save and Def Leppard's course towards the lowest decline, the worst song of cucumbers in the crotch, in the worst orgy with warm beer and groupies smiles veterans (over Corega close to the tooth fairy), only comparable to what happened to the members of Steel Dragon in the illuminating film "Rock star". This gives you more embarrassed that the killing of whales by Japanese factory ships, which, however, manage to collect less fat than these English, at the peak of his creative laziness, with "X" (above their 9 th album), 2002.
Note: Do not punish those who believe that these subjects are Yankees, they always stand there on sound 'American', and guilt is not pork but the one who feeds him.
fan I suppose some will have complained, not only the content of this abominable work, but its title, which reveals the pure impersonality. Error, gentlemen, because this description is more accurate than could have disquito concerned. Chile holds the linguist
Maximiliano Pérez Mena that the use of letter X is the right to designate the unknown in the equations, and expressions such as 'person did X' or 'things were caused by X'. Says this comes from the Arabic, where the S of the word "sai" meaning "thing either indefinite 'is pronounced like the old English X. By association, the self-titled album speaks of disability and invalidity in the most basic assertions, and consequently, that the essence of Def Leppard is emptier than ever, and that their brains are in need of fresh grass, a replacement of blood and soon a permanent vacation for everyone's benefit.
This band, led by Joe Elliott and Rick Savage missed football, was formed in 1977 in Sheffield, giving its name to convert the Deaf Leopard only not to be glued to the tag punk (?).
What can you expect from a band whose name seems to both Led Zeppelin it sucks already moved! Whoever said that never occurred to associate these two nicknames, lies! Whoever thinks that this group is essential in the history of metal, raving! And whoever says that this band has some merit in his work, beyond the debatable LP "Pyromania", freaks! However, this group is cited in the history of rock for being champions of the first wave of British heavy-metal (I repeat, for me, pop-metal) and blah, blah, blah. Other sources speak of their multi-million selling and blah, blah, blah. I maintain that it was for one reason:
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THE ONLY UNDER COPING WELL WAS DEF LEPPARD THE DISGRACE OF drummer, who lost an arm in a car accident, THEN, IF NOT, have succumbed THE EIGHTH YEAR OF EXISTENCE.
Therefore, all the attention focused on seeing how they would arrange Rick Allen to keep playing. It is fair to acknowledge that his colleagues were very supportive to not replace it, but this space does not specialize in matters of charity and less on orthopedics. Clarified this point, let's continue ...
The World trivial band together in this genuine rust more than a dozen stools lifecycle, from which they differ (only for not being ballads) "You're so beautiful", "Four Letter Word" (poop) and "Gravity", three topics as ominous and Bryan Adams would use them for B sides of their singles.
Production disgusted, despite having convened an expert on the subject, Pete Woodroffe, and, because of the narrow artistic obtained, the label decided not to support this release, so it was considered a failure in every way.
Finally, I suggest that instead of suffering with this CD nauseating (less than an electric guitar rocker with transport and nastier than the banana yogurt brand Ser), see the film "Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story", which provides an excellent X-ray rise and decline of the group, and the vicissitudes of this subgenre, so often smiling, if not grotesque.
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Summary: Because we are so peliculeros ... If you love this album, is because in the movie "School of Rock" approve and applaud the success of the band No Vacancy.
But if you love Def Leppard unconditionally, you're not of a cucumber is placed in the crotch. Ank you put on a whole.
And do you know what you can do with the disc? A royal bowl. For when you tire of inventing bullshit.
THE ONLY UNDER COPING WELL WAS DEF LEPPARD THE DISGRACE OF drummer, who lost an arm in a car accident, THEN, IF NOT, have succumbed THE EIGHTH YEAR OF EXISTENCE.
Therefore, all the attention focused on seeing how they would arrange Rick Allen to keep playing. It is fair to acknowledge that his colleagues were very supportive to not replace it, but this space does not specialize in matters of charity and less on orthopedics. Clarified this point, let's continue ...
The World trivial band together in this genuine rust more than a dozen stools lifecycle, from which they differ (only for not being ballads) "You're so beautiful", "Four Letter Word" (poop) and "Gravity", three topics as ominous and Bryan Adams would use them for B sides of their singles.
Production disgusted, despite having convened an expert on the subject, Pete Woodroffe, and, because of the narrow artistic obtained, the label decided not to support this release, so it was considered a failure in every way.
Finally, I suggest that instead of suffering with this CD nauseating (less than an electric guitar rocker with transport and nastier than the banana yogurt brand Ser), see the film "Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story", which provides an excellent X-ray rise and decline of the group, and the vicissitudes of this subgenre, so often smiling, if not grotesque.
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Summary: Because we are so peliculeros ... If you love this album, is because in the movie "School of Rock" approve and applaud the success of the band No Vacancy.
But if you love Def Leppard unconditionally, you're not of a cucumber is placed in the crotch. Ank you put on a whole.
And do you know what you can do with the disc? A royal bowl. For when you tire of inventing bullshit.
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"I could not love you more, but I could love you better."
"When love is king, do not need the palace."
"You can be happy without talent, but not without passion."
"Love is the only language can dispense with words. "
" Only the wise love you madly. "
"When love is king, do not need the palace."
"You can be happy without talent, but not without passion."
"Love is the only language can dispense with words. "
" Only the wise love you madly. "
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These aphorisms of Joseph Narosky, mixed with this clip of "Long long way to go", are an explosive cocktail, much stronger than six pills of Viagra in a row. Think of the consequences ...
OTHER identical copies: "Slang" (1996), "Euphoria" (1999) or "Yeah!" (2006).
ANTIDOTE: "Pyromania" (1983).
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