How many Aries it take to change this record?
A: Just one, but will require extra hours of recording. Because Aries are as beasts, all pureed. How many
Taurus need to change the same disc?
A: None. A Taurus does not like to change anything and favorite activities are eating and resting. How many
Gemini needed to change the record?
A: Two, of course. Will take until the end year, but when done, the damn album will serve as a frisbee, going to cut metal, will have a social function and even sound like they are singing. How many
Cancer it take to change this record?
A: Just one, but it will have to spend three years in therapy to cope with terrible loss for the disappearance of the original version. How many
Leo are required to change the disk?
R: "What? Are you crazy? A Leo will not change discs. " Look for the sound of albums devoted to their presence in work environments stage as their fans would cheer. How many
Virgo it take to change this dismal record?
R: Let's see ... One to listen, another to take note of when you ruined the original proposal and the date it was recorded, another one to prepare very neatly the new session, and ten more to reshape the remaster studio where, for all the imperfections heard. How many
Libra required to change the same record?
A: "Well ... Actually I do not know, I think we should first see if it really is too bad. Perhaps only one, if an album short ... Or two, if the technician does not have chemistry with the artist, or three, if ... "decision, Libra! How many
Scorpio are required to change the record?
R: "Why do you want to know? "You're police? What did I do? Why do I have to change? What do you have against me? Okay, I'll do it. Overall, my opinion does not count. But no matter, as much I love you "... etc. etc. (And I will manipulate and make you feel so guilty that you end up recording it.)
Sagittarius How many are needed to change?
R: "There is a universal order, the sun is shining, life is a mystery ... I still do not know what came first the chicken or the egg ... And you, you worry about changing a single disc? "How many
Capricorn it take to change the damn album?
A: None. Capricorn does not change the records, unless a good deal. How many
Aquarium required to change this record?
A: They will receive hundreds of aquariums, all competing to see who will be ... the one getting good music in this world!
How many Pisces needed to change the same record?
R: "How? What disc is not good? I did not realize. No wonder he was distracted. No, I have nothing to land, if I'm fine. And may I know how hard you talking about? Here
change is not possible, because nothing can amend this paradigm of cultural impropriety committed by the insignia of the most overproduced band progressive rock.
One thing I ask you, folks. Sean of the zodiacal sign that they have been chosen by chance, by all the stars that govern us, the respect that we profess, for the sun that shines, your loved ones, for life itself, and what they cherish: DO NOT GO NEAR TO LESS THAN 17 KM. THIS nonsense.
In the history of music albums are bad, there are terrible albums, and there is also "Under wraps." This work has less value than the brine that preserves the last pickle in the jar. On the other hand, will not meet 1000 penitent tears to redeem this misfortune, and that through this disaster, straight leg before to Ian Anderson was amputated without anesthesia, the flute became good rectal thermometer, folk and blues disappeared a bottomless cesspool, and the guitars were donated to Caritas. All
to accommodate a vile ploy battery e used in the most timid, not to mention the exorbitant tangle of synthesizers that runs this monument to the chagrin eighties, the worst album of Jethro Tull, and that led to Anderson was devoted entirely to salmon farming.
the update is not always synonymous with evolution, especially when mixed with anachronistic synth-pop symphony faces. I think there are artists who, as of being rejuvenated, they can make more ridiculous Horangel moderating an otaku convention. Pendragon
can now play your best ska, you can compose your final Marillion ballad in Italian, and you can fix its most illustrious IQ bachata, that far will be to tie in this perfidious nonsense electronics shows most unfortunate who has been in our galaxy.
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final Horoscope: LOVE: This disc does not get a couple. HEALTH: This work will make them impotent. WORK: No position available for those who love this album. MONEY: Only those who gain from the return of "Under Wraps". Suerte!
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"I have sad shame of my mouth, my voice
my knees broken and rough;
looked at me and now that you came, I found
poor and I felt my naked. "
(Gabriela Mistral)
my knees broken and rough;
looked at me and now that you came, I found
poor and I felt my naked. "
(Gabriela Mistral)
OTHER identical copies: " Rock Island "(1989) or" J-Tull dot com "(1999).
ANTIDOTE: " Thick as a Brick "(1972).
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