Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Best Performing Harley Springer

THE OFFSPRING - Splinter




For any fan of the once exciting alternative punk band from Orange County, California, who enjoyed "Ignition" and "Smash", which assimilated the change of "Ixnay on the Hombre" and "American "and he did pluck up the courage to listen the album" Conspiracy of one ", this album represents the best reason to move to the ranks of Blink 182, under protest, because he songs as" Splinter "are so noblesse oblige abhorrent to think that these "kids", and quite mature, composed the material here obrante under pressure from its new seal. For now, I do keep the nobility in his pocket, and redirecting my opinion to believe that he actually ran out of talent for good, and seal it could well be just an excuse to throw a work without the slightest redemption. E ste album is a shame. Dangerous bacteria transmitted comfort, announced retirement of shares of MTV, total lack of strength and skill, rotten possum droppings, goat milk stunted, and immediate divorce most basic values \u200b\u200bof this unfortunate and maligned punk rock genre titled .
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Frankly, I really like ill listen to four guys who averaged forty sing songs about hangovers ("The worst hangover"). Leave that to the newer bands, that at least suffer serious and we could have a little more original stories than you! The same goes for stupid things like "Da Hui", where Dexter Holland, on an incessant repetition of riffs Mughals by Noodles, quoted 25 times the little word 'fuck', thereby earning the legend 'Parental Advisory' on the top and adding a dot in the strategy of posing as lucrative a band still raw and rebellious. The
album featured singles were the hit "Hit That" (a replica intentional "Original prankster") and "(Cannot get my) Head around you", which, however, was a commercial fiasco. Everything else is the fat that is cut to churrasco thinner the worst crisis of shortages. Josh Freese was the drummer who replaced Ron Welty on this album, but I think they should have replaced the entire band, then, whoever they had taken their seats, would not have been able to make an album more disappointing and less attractive to "Splinter." There is no shortage of voices cry that the blame for everything has Freese. staunchest fans usually do those things, and I breakfast with people like that!

C on good reason, the disaster creative and sales of "Splinter", followed five years of record drought, until the next fiasco "Rise and fall, rage and grace." We all thought that it would contain the song "Pass Me By", which was eliminated from "Splinter" because it was considered too heavy for the style of the album, but it looks to be retracted in time. And it's all said ... What is then to highlight in this crap designed to indifference? Is the lid? No, because The Offspring could habérsela transferred to Dream Theatre, who probably would have done something more worthy than this abomination. I think the 'Parental Advisory' which appears on the cover, instead of referring to the stupid lyrics that populate this album, should be alert to the dangers of hearing the same, as this can have terrible and inevitable wishes:
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• Emptying a Magnum Charger 357 on the neck of Cristian U of Big Brother.
• Tie hair Viviana Canosa the bumper of a 1947 Chevrolet and dragging his body about 600 meters.
26 • Empty drums of sulfuric acid the only source of drinking water that has a tribe of hungry people in Ethiopia.
• Spend all your savings in a campaign for the return of Dr. Fernando de la Rua.
• Spend a night with Luis Majul talking about the dangers of ecstasy.
• Press a canary in a vise and force him to reveal the location of hidden treasure.
• Play a full mp3 of the English Wizard of Oz, with his bonus.
• Get tied with thick rope and watch an extensive compilation of Jenna Jameson, without the slightest chance of touching.
• Format disk drive your girl / or without having saved anything previously.
• Sprinkle with regular gasoline each tree National Park "The Larches" and a barbecue at the foot of one of them.
• Walking around Villa Crespo with a Hitler T-shirt and the slogan "I vote."
• Taking advantage of a Facebook user who has left her open session in an Internet to insult on your behalf to your friends.
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Summary: Based on the foregoing, in the consciousness of each possession and listening to "Splinter." you are hereby notified.
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then a home video of "Da Hui." Anything to narrow? Ah, yes ... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck. "I counted right? Yes, they are 25. Now, another thing, surfer rosa.



OTHER identical copies: "Conspiracy of One" (2000) or "Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace" (2008).
ANTIDOTE: "Smash" (1994).

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