Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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PANTERA - I am the night




I chose "I am the night" (1985), because I wanted to give these racist Texans a third chance. Nor was a matter of input crucify in his very debut "Metal Magic", or posterior Vinyl Projects in the jungle ", but no reasons were missing me. Was this necessary? What crime has Humanity that there are three infected disks? Now I realize that I deserved no chance, not to the replacement lead singer - "Terrence Lee Glaze by Phil Anselmo, who was only in his fourth plate. There was no redeemable ideas in their first jobs, more worthy of a wrestling fund the sacred art of composing and disseminating metal, and I guess no one can argue that, since Panther, in those years, was a band of coastal and their nefarious code of glam-rock bad germs and flies fed often fly over this prototype conceptual waste. Alterations to the size of a bushel of bad break condensed milk tainted most basic codes coexistence on the planet that you live where you have the misfortune to share oxygen with these jeans sexist and xenophobic seventh category. Or that on the precious gas these days!
This album, he sang the ultimate geek Glaze, emerged from the recidivism of these individuals very inquisitive neophyte foreign deposition, and contains liters of bile pestiferous, contaminating everything until it shameful. How will this shameful stigma and other works of hell, the band does not recognize them as valid and not even mention them in its official website.
Of these, this is the worst, and that stinks of desperation, to failure resounding slap to the drowned, apocryphal confessions extorted by the CIA, a systematic error and appellant, ie, real shit, not round. To do walk with euphemisms!

At the risk of losing the sense of both smell of vomit and urine that distills this insult to music, I'll try to go into the toilet listening to disinfect all you can. Know apologize if I faint in the meantime.

Tired of not knowing what direction to go in the studio, the brothers "Dimebag" Darrell and Vinnie Paul Abbott were locked inside a garbage truck and tried to compose (recycle) more than the atrocities who took his first two attempts unhappy. We came out a product worth 3.3% more than "Metal Magic" and 2.4% more intelligent than "Projects in the jungle", but 99.1% less relevant, because at least they are attempts germ that might arouse curiosity a proctologist instead "I am the night", being a more definitive work, deserves much more punishment, because it falls on the third album mature any band that prides itself holds enough experience to not make any more stupid things unforgivable. Try

today before removing the bag of rubbish in the street, smell deep inside of it. "Disgusting, right? That is a slight impression incontinence only comparable to hear the likes of "Daughters of the queen", "Right on the edge", "Forever Tonight" and "Down below" (re-recorded later by Anselmo for the album "Power Metal") . If desired (not required) can save the bag only riffs of "Hot and heavy" and "Come-on eyes", but throw the surplus to the green belt.

Since its cover felony, a true tribute to the sphincter, this disc you can pass any kind of mental illness, to the point that end neuropsychiatric drooling in a filthy state and now that electroshock has been removed from medical practice, they might consider the white men of this new idea of \u200b\u200btreatment. Lose the criterion, sanity, the trial, discernment, and surrounded by insanity, eventually roaring like Eddie in "Piece of Mind." And do not ask them snooping issues "Metal Magic" and "Projects in the jungle", it entered into a coma 4 that sink in a vegetative state which will not recover, in addition to the loss of all vital functions cardiac arrest, survival only through mechanical means, if not a mydriatic paralysis and brain death autolysis.

This is Panther, and if it were, would be the Pink Panther or a famous brand of combs. So follow my recommendation: Any attempt to investigate this group should be confined exclusively to the stage that goes from "Power Metal", and the following masterpieces of groove-thrash-metal "Cowboys from Hell" and "Vulgar Display of Power "until the final separation in 2003. A path that owned its ups and downs, but, fortunately, not relapsed in the waywardness of its primal stage, which advise, suggest, beg and plead not ever, ever imbued.
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Epilogue:
- What does Carpenter dog night?
- I do not know.
- Drilling.
If you like "I am the night", you are people who do this kind of jokes.
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Audioclip of "Daughters of the queen" from the album "I am the night". After hearing this track, I think that they, rather than the daughters of the Queen, are actually daughters of Pavot.



OTHER identical copies: "Metal Magic" (1983), "Projects in the Jungle" (1984) or "Power Metal" (1988).
ANTIDOTE: "Cowboys from hell" (1990).

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