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STING - Sacred Love

Some time ago I posted on my blog a survey invited to vote for the most successful musical formula. Here again, the options. Reflect on it.

½ x Bob Marley Rolling Stones (-1) = Viejas Locas

Reggaeton + distortion + MTV = Limp Bizkit

Moody Blues Syd Barrett + ÷ = Pink Floyd senior management

Deep Purple - originality V8 + ¼ x Beto Orlando = Rata Blanca

Bon Jovi +

Nocheros = Maná The

Axl Rose - (Slash x infinity) = Chinese democracy

Abba x Angra + Castle + distortion = Bare Infinity

Satriani - humility x CQC =

Diego Mizrahi

Sigur Rós - money + Radiohead = Bauer

Virus Erasure + ÷ (Scissor Sisters x Pimpinela) = Miranda!

Larralde + Motörhead + = Almafuerte Goebbels

delay Coldplay + ÷ i-pod + NGO = U2

Redonditos - (x obvious talent) = Pier

Enrique Pinti x Coco Silly = Mona Jimenez

Indio Solari - (x impunity profits) = Pato Fontanet

Paz Martinez + GG Allin = 0

Now let me define an equation for Sting:

(Police gated x) - (World music blue turtle apoliyando x) + (8 hrs. tantric sex x Live 8) = Gordon Sumner.

Care Ricky Martin fans, Fergie, Joss Stone, Rihanna, Santana and all that bunch flattered by alumni of ephemeral graboperfoverificación career! This is the perfect album that overflows with their empty lives, the correct disk that I would give a senior executive of an oil company if you would like to add points to my resume to join his staff, the ideal album for anyone wanting to put a branch McDonald's in Bhutan, and, of course, the record indicated that our presidential-imperial couple decide to settle permanently in El Calafate, to abandon their messianic dreams and do not handle over the embattled town.

The Apotheosis of Sleep has its zenith in this misfortune inhuman, more appropriate for a polar bear hibernating than for an old full of sleeping pills. The soundtrack, which start as 'repeat all', would make much more bearable lethargy Walt Disney ice cream. The less inspiring album ever recorded on former school teacher, former hero of the new wave, current and new age icon, called "Sacred Love" (2003).

Sting could well have been devoted to environmental policy or knead bread in a clay oven Ethiopia, instead of having contributed to the separation of The Police. An immaculate race was then on a whim seudojazzístico degenerate, dangerously AOR, and fell in trifles like this album, and others, hardly less pesky, like "The Soldier's Tale" and "Songs from the Labyrinth" (in which seasoned with calming the composer's work post-Renaissance John Downland.) . Better let alone soundtracks of films suitable for comatose, like "Dolphins" or "Bee Movie."

so many people think that insomniac who stays awake against brainwashing treacherous drafted by the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God or hypnotics TeVeCompras ads, designed by graduates of the Gestapo. What a waste of life, Gentlemen! Here is your final solution! Try a whole heard of this tribute to Valium and see how their eyes are provided to the domain of the god Hypnos, the more peaceful and less stressful, because in this work does not happen anesthetic ass!

album of songs A colorless, odorless and tasteless, where the artist mixes all types of sedative-ethnic and-pop, and the plunge into an embryonic state which can only be overcome by a strong dose of ecstasy. Try, if you do not believe me, atrocities like "Inside", "Send Your Love" (with the "superstar flamenco" Vicente Amigo), "Whenever I Say Your Name" (with the dubious soul diva Mary Jane Blige) and "The Book of My Life" (with Anoushka Shankar, another daughter and imagine who). The only exception is given by "This war", where the band seems to stretch a little bit of drowsiness systematized. Of the other numbers readily escape, if they want to remain still for life, because once asleep, the Sting dressed surprised Freddy Krueger.

It is true that, at a certain age, we must find the balance of mind and body. Being "Sacred Love" catatonic end of the thing, we should hear something of the old Napalm Death exciting to reach the top of the roll. The average between the two proposals would give us the true harmony desired, otherwise, would fall into a bore such that lead one to try as the hypocritical lies of Police meeting in 2007.

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Conclusion: Sting says that spends 8 hours a day to make love with Trudie Styler Tantric, and anticipating that 6 hours, at least the intended to sleep, I would be only 10 hours to his private affairs . Assuming that the bailout of manatees and human rights in Burkina Faso must spend about 4 hours with the addition of 2 hours to solve business issues, and 3 hours for family life and personal hygiene, would take away only one free hour to write and rehearse.

Now I understand why you go out like this ... vacuities

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Is this the same guy who sang "Fall out"? Of course, this was a situation in which punk rock reigned, and this is the fatally a globalized world. Sting sings "Whenever I Say Your Name" with Mary J. Blige, and nobody comes out of slumber. But it's not the fault of the soul star guest. It is not a subject so you move forward or Jello Biafra.

OTHER identical copies: "The Soldier's Tale" (1988), "Dolphins" (2000), "Songs from the labyrynth" (2006), "If on a winter's night ... " (2008) or "Symphonicities" (2010).
ANTIDOTE: "Nothing like the sun" (1987).

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Bon Jovi - This Feels Right

Ernesto Elvira and make their grand entrance through the porch of the ballroom, filled with relatives and guests. The newlyweds had suggested the disc-jockey who put the classic "It's my life "by Bon Jovi, but the DJ, not very seasoned in rock records (like all DJ) blows the album version of" This left Feels Right ", and the people, stunned, began to leave the premises, leaving the couple alone with all the food, party favors and a cake of seven floors Brand. The brand-new marriage survive just a few days before the fatal accident that ended his honeymoon.

Randall, a scientist studying the pandas in China's forests, decides to take an expedition to the greatest hits of Bon Jovi has a gifted colleague. He seems like a good idea to encourage these friendly animals music seriously endangered but, as he knows a lot of zoology and little if any hard-rock, makes them hear the hit "Livin 'on a prayer", but the CD version of "This left Feels Right." Unexplained, the pandas are awake from their peaceful slumber and then fall like swoon of eucalyptus. The whole community is destroyed and Randall is stunned, rubbing his chin. Giovanna

manages to sell an expensive house on the island of Capri enthusiastic about U.S. buyers. The day of the operation, bringing together stakeholders in his office, having no better idea than playing on your stereo's famous ballad "Bed of Roses" to create a good climate. Not having the album "Keep the faith", has no choice but to make the adjustment included in "This left Feels Right." Potential acquirers enraged rise from their seats and vanish by the back door. Not only lost a business record in the history of real estate, but buyers will begin a million-dollar lawsuit for damages. Giovanna embarks on a Pakistani freighter and disappears from the map.

If "This left Feels Right" is an album that brings the greatest triumphs of the band from Sayreville, New Jersey, why was the cause of so much adversity? Simply
final for a reason: as the band had run the lights for a long time, a manager came up with the "blessed" idea to retrofit their biggest events and bringing them together in a kind of rejuvenated "best of" to try to recover the lost public previously published such nonsense as "Crush" or "Bounce." However, the issues were so cruelly ruined and so badly arranged that almost give land a career spanning more than a quarter century, only a whim after money. Behold the evil effect of this crime ear full of syrupy ballads, a taste so vile that would gag a medical examiner coprophagous leaning. "Bad medicine", "Lay your hands on me," You Give Love a bad name "," Keep the faith "and many other once significant numbers-ut-plus listed above, were rearranged in an acoustic vein as parsimonious , that would make a James Taylor look like a star speed-metal in comparison, and as 'tacky' and childish, they would accomplish that, at his side, a Miguel Bosé rise to the status of anarchist martyr.

Bon Jovi is a band that certainly has not enjoyed the favor of the male consumer of heavy metal, but the tender ballads female, always eager for an audience new Prince Charming. A group that founded its glory, largely thanks to the undeniable charisma of John Francis Bongiovi prettyboy (aka Jon Bon Jovi), what led to selling a staggering number of discs across the globe, but, after several very contentious works, arrives in 2003 with the minds of their creators empty of inspiration and full of sedatives, to produce this album shameful and miserable failure "nostalgia." And let alone the title, which translated would be "This left feels right", which is a declaration of principles itself.

Finally, know that this disaster marked the inflexible course of future junk, like the catchy "Have a nice day" and the country over "Lost Highway", which plunged the band further and further into the deep silt pig, seat of the I doubt that lifted once again.
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Warning: There is a popular adage: "managers seats are upholstered with leather as a musician." If you love this album and resources manager, the lot could touch the back of some good hard rock guitarist. But if you love this album, you're a fan of the old Bon Jovi, surely you shall be a piece of ass of a salsa percussionist.

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Bon Jovi in \u200b\u200bconcert, playing "It's my life" to an audience full of beautiful females. An ideal opportunity for young people just desperate for the big game. All others not in a position to heat, must conclude that such events can not get anything else.

OTHER identical copies: "Crush" (2000), "Bounce" (2002), "Have a nice day" (2005), " Lost Highway "(2007) and" The Circle "(2009).
ANTIDOTE: "New Jersey" (1988).

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Lot "public health"



In the race
27 with Lane 2 A, San Fernando, there is a lot a long time ago without proper enclosure and the sidewalk in poor condition.

The neighbors are complaining that public health has become so-called "street people."

If there are rules to force lot owners to close them and keep them clean what about this?

Anglo Saxon Epic Poetry

left Ozzy Osbourne - Under cover

estimated My ex-Ozzy: What do I do with you? How I can be impartial and well-meaning after hearing this barbarity that you recorded in 2005? Do you think it right to ruin the weekend that way as free and unpunished? Did not you have anything better to do than resort to such expend resources to avoid falling into the boredom? Well you could have better spent that time in a long journey around the world or less suicidal started in sports such as paragliding or bungee jumping .
never so well said that the "when there is nothing to say is better to say nothing, "I never get tired of stating, but now it's done is done and now I have to deal with this" Under cover "yours, I'm still burping like a lasagna in poor condition.

Let's see ... Not that you distorted the songs and reinvented them. Not so. It did more than interpret robotically, with no feeling, no desire, or strength, or passion. The fact is that here in your album versions, not the case nothing transcendent. And that is unforgivable. Still having that voice so squeaky and opiante magical skills that worked with Black Sabbath and solo works your classic metal, but that does not hold water on these issues, much more appropriate for other types of singers, and contributed only to satisfy the voracious desire for accumulation of capital in your wife, Sharon insatiable.

not it enough to make fools of themselves in your reality malignant for MTV, a grotesque colleagues then perpetuated Gene Simmons, for the A & E, and Brett Michaels, for VH1, and that could someday Pato Fontanet continue in the Sierra Chica prison, but for the Animal Planet.

Your record is even more indecent and artificial "In a metal mood" by Pat Boone, and will not let you just a bad taste in the mouth. No, no, no. It gives you every reason to sue the owner of the record store for not having prevented one of their perfidy. Do not want to know what you might bring to you if you came to hand. Your well-earned reputation as "the godfather of heavy metal" has shelled beyond repair, making you look like a consumptive "bubblegum godson, and your reputation of" Prince of Darkness "has been dissolved in droplets of bile in transformándote a "lackey of tomorrows countryside." You see that the head that bite off that poor pigeon did not help, nor the young Canadian who committed suicide 19 years listening to a track you.

Not everything you touch turns to gold, Ozzy, because King Midas are not, much less, but rather say that your album is pure pyrite, "fool's gold." A long list of covers of artists, which you say have influenced you in youth-pass arbitrarily without one player out of his amazement. Decadent and useless versions of "Rocky Mountain Way" (Joe Walsh), "In My Life" (The Beatles), "Mississippi Queen" (Mountain), "Go Now (Moody Blues)," Woman "(John Lennon) "21st. Century Schizoid Man (King Crimson), "All the Young Dudes" (David Bowie), "For What It's Worth" (Buffalo Springfield), "Good times "(Eric Burdon)," Sunshine of Your Love "(Cream)," Fire "(Arthur Brown)," Working class hero "(" More John Lennon ") and" Sympathy for the Devil "(Rolling Stones) are a most appropriate package to be used by ETA to a nostalgic refuge for desperate. And last but not least, the dual disc version includes "Changes", Sabbath's original singing a duet with your daughter's plump useless Kelly, a professional 'daddy's girl, "and" Dinner with Ozzy, "a" mocumental "which, despite repeated the little word" fuck "all the time, you look like a weird combination of the "Dracula" by Gary Oldman and Mrs. Mirtha Legrand. Let me now
fair
invocation

Lords Epic executives,

manager Mrs Sharon Levy,

Mr. recording engineer Bruce Sugar,

Mr. producer Mark Hudson,

Mr guitarist Jerry Cantrell,

Mr drummer Mike Bordin

Mr. bassist Chris Wyse

and yourself, of course:

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RAMERÍSIMA LEAVE ALL THE MOTHER THAT CREATED!

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The wrongdoing are paid in life, Ozzy, and from this column will be pressured to apologize for this musical scab, taking the manhood get on by yourself to a rocket that takes you directly to Neptune. Perhaps you are excited by versions of songs of these latitudes and do not return for a long time on this planet, under penalty of being stoned (" reality through?) in the public square that Sharon (who else?) indicate. For the dignity of the authors here dishonored! And I do not come to talk about "Black Rain", which would give me grounds for the continuation miles flagelándote mercilessly.
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Summary: If you love this album, you could work with Sharon in his upcoming projects for Ozzy disc Peruvian waltzes, one hundred Ozzfests more, or yet another meeting of Black Sabbath (in formalin) for its 50 th anniversary. Anything goes as long as you follow the cash register jingling.

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More tear a telenovelón Venezuelan cheesier than a book about Corin Tellado and more false than a live album by Milli Vanilli, the duo wave "Electra complex" has caused me a rash that I can not remove anything. I hope you do not happen the same. By the way, do not see more than thirty seconds.

OTHER identical copies: "Down to Earth" (2001), "Black Rain" (2007) or "Scream" (2009).
ANTIDOTE: "Blizzard of Ozz" (1980).