Some time ago I posted on my blog a survey invited to vote for the most successful musical formula. Here again, the options. Reflect on it.
½ x Bob Marley Rolling Stones (-1) = Viejas Locas
Reggaeton + distortion + MTV = Limp Bizkit
Moody Blues Syd Barrett + ÷ = Pink Floyd senior management
Deep Purple - originality V8 + ¼ x Beto Orlando = Rata Blanca
Bon Jovi + Nocheros = Maná The
Axl Rose - (Slash x infinity) = Chinese democracy
Abba x Angra + Castle + distortion = Bare Infinity
Satriani - humility x CQC =
Diego Mizrahi Sigur Rós - money + Radiohead = Bauer
Virus Erasure + ÷ (Scissor Sisters x Pimpinela) = Miranda!
Larralde + Motörhead + = Almafuerte Goebbels
delay Coldplay + ÷ i-pod + NGO = U2
Redonditos - (x obvious talent) = Pier
Enrique Pinti x Coco Silly = Mona Jimenez
Indio Solari - (x impunity profits) = Pato Fontanet
Paz Martinez + GG Allin = 0
Now let me define an equation for Sting:
(Police gated x) - (World music blue turtle apoliyando x) + (8 hrs. tantric sex x Live 8) = Gordon Sumner.
Care Ricky Martin fans, Fergie, Joss Stone, Rihanna, Santana and all that bunch flattered by alumni of ephemeral graboperfoverificación career! This is the perfect album that overflows with their empty lives, the correct disk that I would give a senior executive of an oil company if you would like to add points to my resume to join his staff, the ideal album for anyone wanting to put a branch McDonald's in Bhutan, and, of course, the record indicated that our presidential-imperial couple decide to settle permanently in El Calafate, to abandon their messianic dreams and do not handle over the embattled town.
The Apotheosis of Sleep has its zenith in this misfortune inhuman, more appropriate for a polar bear hibernating than for an old full of sleeping pills. The soundtrack, which start as 'repeat all', would make much more bearable lethargy Walt Disney ice cream. The less inspiring album ever recorded on former school teacher, former hero of the new wave, current and new age icon, called "Sacred Love" (2003).
Sting could well have been devoted to environmental policy or knead bread in a clay oven Ethiopia, instead of having contributed to the separation of The Police. An immaculate race was then on a whim seudojazzístico degenerate, dangerously AOR, and fell in trifles like this album, and others, hardly less pesky, like "The Soldier's Tale" and "Songs from the Labyrinth" (in which seasoned with calming the composer's work post-Renaissance John Downland.) . Better let alone soundtracks of films suitable for comatose, like "Dolphins" or "Bee Movie."
so many people think that insomniac who stays awake against brainwashing treacherous drafted by the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God or hypnotics TeVeCompras ads, designed by graduates of the Gestapo. What a waste of life, Gentlemen! Here is your final solution! Try a whole heard of this tribute to Valium and see how their eyes are provided to the domain of the god Hypnos, the more peaceful and less stressful, because in this work does not happen anesthetic ass!
album of songs A colorless, odorless and tasteless, where the artist mixes all types of sedative-ethnic and-pop, and the plunge into an embryonic state which can only be overcome by a strong dose of ecstasy. Try, if you do not believe me, atrocities like "Inside", "Send Your Love" (with the "superstar flamenco" Vicente Amigo), "Whenever I Say Your Name" (with the dubious soul diva Mary Jane Blige) and "The Book of My Life" (with Anoushka Shankar, another daughter and imagine who). The only exception is given by "This war", where the band seems to stretch a little bit of drowsiness systematized. Of the other numbers readily escape, if they want to remain still for life, because once asleep, the Sting dressed surprised Freddy Krueger.
It is true that, at a certain age, we must find the balance of mind and body. Being "Sacred Love" catatonic end of the thing, we should hear something of the old Napalm Death exciting to reach the top of the roll. The average between the two proposals would give us the true harmony desired, otherwise, would fall into a bore such that lead one to try as the hypocritical lies of Police meeting in 2007.
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Conclusion: Sting says that spends 8 hours a day to make love with Trudie Styler Tantric, and anticipating that 6 hours, at least the intended to sleep, I would be only 10 hours to his private affairs . Assuming that the bailout of manatees and human rights in Burkina Faso must spend about 4 hours with the addition of 2 hours to solve business issues, and 3 hours for family life and personal hygiene, would take away only one free hour to write and rehearse.
Now I understand why you go out like this ... vacuities
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Is this the same guy who sang "Fall out"? Of course, this was a situation in which punk rock reigned, and this is the fatally a globalized world. Sting sings "Whenever I Say Your Name" with Mary J. Blige, and nobody comes out of slumber. But it's not the fault of the soul star guest. It is not a subject so you move forward or Jello Biafra.
OTHER identical copies: "The Soldier's Tale" (1988), "Dolphins" (2000), "Songs from the labyrynth" (2006), "If on a winter's night ... " (2008) or "Symphonicities" (2010).
ANTIDOTE: "Nothing like the sun" (1987).
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