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Bon Jovi - This Feels Right



Ernesto Elvira and make their grand entrance through the porch of the ballroom, filled with relatives and guests. The newlyweds had suggested the disc-jockey who put the classic "It's my life "by Bon Jovi, but the DJ, not very seasoned in rock records (like all DJ) blows the album version of" This left Feels Right ", and the people, stunned, began to leave the premises, leaving the couple alone with all the food, party favors and a cake of seven floors Brand. The brand-new marriage survive just a few days before the fatal accident that ended his honeymoon.

Randall, a scientist studying the pandas in China's forests, decides to take an expedition to the greatest hits of Bon Jovi has a gifted colleague. He seems like a good idea to encourage these friendly animals music seriously endangered but, as he knows a lot of zoology and little if any hard-rock, makes them hear the hit "Livin 'on a prayer", but the CD version of "This left Feels Right." Unexplained, the pandas are awake from their peaceful slumber and then fall like swoon of eucalyptus. The whole community is destroyed and Randall is stunned, rubbing his chin. Giovanna

manages to sell an expensive house on the island of Capri enthusiastic about U.S. buyers. The day of the operation, bringing together stakeholders in his office, having no better idea than playing on your stereo's famous ballad "Bed of Roses" to create a good climate. Not having the album "Keep the faith", has no choice but to make the adjustment included in "This left Feels Right." Potential acquirers enraged rise from their seats and vanish by the back door. Not only lost a business record in the history of real estate, but buyers will begin a million-dollar lawsuit for damages. Giovanna embarks on a Pakistani freighter and disappears from the map.

If "This left Feels Right" is an album that brings the greatest triumphs of the band from Sayreville, New Jersey, why was the cause of so much adversity? Simply
final for a reason: as the band had run the lights for a long time, a manager came up with the "blessed" idea to retrofit their biggest events and bringing them together in a kind of rejuvenated "best of" to try to recover the lost public previously published such nonsense as "Crush" or "Bounce." However, the issues were so cruelly ruined and so badly arranged that almost give land a career spanning more than a quarter century, only a whim after money. Behold the evil effect of this crime ear full of syrupy ballads, a taste so vile that would gag a medical examiner coprophagous leaning. "Bad medicine", "Lay your hands on me," You Give Love a bad name "," Keep the faith "and many other once significant numbers-ut-plus listed above, were rearranged in an acoustic vein as parsimonious , that would make a James Taylor look like a star speed-metal in comparison, and as 'tacky' and childish, they would accomplish that, at his side, a Miguel Bosé rise to the status of anarchist martyr.

Bon Jovi is a band that certainly has not enjoyed the favor of the male consumer of heavy metal, but the tender ballads female, always eager for an audience new Prince Charming. A group that founded its glory, largely thanks to the undeniable charisma of John Francis Bongiovi prettyboy (aka Jon Bon Jovi), what led to selling a staggering number of discs across the globe, but, after several very contentious works, arrives in 2003 with the minds of their creators empty of inspiration and full of sedatives, to produce this album shameful and miserable failure "nostalgia." And let alone the title, which translated would be "This left feels right", which is a declaration of principles itself.

Finally, know that this disaster marked the inflexible course of future junk, like the catchy "Have a nice day" and the country over "Lost Highway", which plunged the band further and further into the deep silt pig, seat of the I doubt that lifted once again.
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Warning: There is a popular adage: "managers seats are upholstered with leather as a musician." If you love this album and resources manager, the lot could touch the back of some good hard rock guitarist. But if you love this album, you're a fan of the old Bon Jovi, surely you shall be a piece of ass of a salsa percussionist.
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Bon Jovi in \u200b\u200bconcert, playing "It's my life" to an audience full of beautiful females. An ideal opportunity for young people just desperate for the big game. All others not in a position to heat, must conclude that such events can not get anything else.



OTHER identical copies: "Crush" (2000), "Bounce" (2002), "Have a nice day" (2005), " Lost Highway "(2007) and" The Circle "(2009).
ANTIDOTE: "New Jersey" (1988).

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